Conversations with Zach {Random Puppy}

Mom, I woke up this morning with a random puppy in the living room.

(Random Puppy?)

(How do you wake up to a random puppy?)

WHAT???????

You can't have a pet!

I think it's Geno's.  

Him and his girl broke up and he has class. LOL

(Love the grammar).

Who is Geno????

One of my friends.

He should have asked, don't you think?

He probably asked my roommate.

(Probably?)

It's your apartment.  

If the puppy ruins anything, you are responsible.

He could pee on the carpet.

Already did but I cleaned it up. 

Calm down Mother.

(Calm down? Seriously?)

You need to take paper towels and step

 on them to really soak up the pee.

Yeah, it was just a little and I stopped him.

You realize puppies like to chew things up.

You have watch him.

I caught him a few times.

(Oh boy!)

Do you think I can take him in the car so I can

 go through drive thru?

(Now this is a cute question.)

If you don't have a dog crate, then yes, take the puppy.

Okay.

He is a cute puppy.

Looks friendly too.

Doesn't bark or anything.

(yet!)

What does Geno plan on doing with the puppy?

He's coming back over to chill.

He's not just going to make it live with us.

(Make it live with us??)

He's probably going to try and give him away.

So this is the last time I'll see him probably.

(The word 'probably' is used to freely in this conversation).