My car pooped

I was traveling the country roads to my friends house late one night.  It is roads I have travelled many times, and yet I made a wrong turn.  I ended up on a dirt and gravel road.  No houses, no lights, no driveways.... only darkness.

I turned around as best I could on the narrow road and only scraped the bushes.  Or so I thought.

I continued on and picked up my friend, Heather. We went shopping and had a great time.  On our way back to the car Heather noticed my tail pipe was clogged with dirt.

We dug into our purses looking for something to get the dirt out with.  All we could find was a pen.

Heather began digging out the dirt.  It must have gone back at least 6 inches.

Finally the dirt all came out....

and it looked like my car had pooped!