My 12 year old son was watching TV with me and the Smiling Bob commerical came on.
BRANDON: "Mom, what is male enhancement?"
Pause
Deep Breath
ME: "It's kinda of something that helps your pee pee grow bigger."
(Well, What was I supposed to say?????)
BRANDON: "EWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Pause
BRANDON: "Oh! That's why all those ladies are lined up!"
Pause
BRANDON: "EWWWWWWWWWW!"
ME: {giggle}